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A man suffers from SDS (please refer to small dick syndrome). Says he’s in shape but we all know that baby fat is gone way before your 20. He also enjoys a very fruity appletini at times. Often referred to as a fruity person by friends.
Hey man stop being a “Jesse smith”
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Maddi is the perfect girl for you. She loves to cuddle, is a badass, tries new things, and loves you till she dies. Yea sure, she might change her hair or her style of clothing etc, but deep down she wants to impress you and make you feel happy for having her in your life. She will sometimes have her hair color a dark red or a black depending on her mood.
Man #1: Dude aren’t you totally lovin’ Madison Smith’s hair?
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Definition 1:
A ‘Coochie Smith’ is a girl who takes a liking to her teacher. Being around her teacher sends tingles to her downstairs area, henceforth ‘coochie’, and ‘Smith’ is the most common, generic teacher name, which gives the ‘Smith’ a place in the phrase. Therefore, Coochie Smith is a word used for a girl who wants to do the devil’s tango with their teacher.
Definition 2:
ur mum ;)
Definition 3:
Your daddy
Definition 4:
ur papa 👴;)
Definition 5:
Ur moma
Definition 6:
U stepbrother
1: ‘Ugh that girl is such a Coochie Smith… she wants her teacher sooo bad’’
2: my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds. I’d like to see you wiggle wiggle for sure… it makes me- me- wanna dribble dribble. Yknow Ridin in my diet really have to see it. 6 feet 2 in a compact 😈😈
3: “I’m sugar” says the daughter
“Hi sugar, I’m daddy ;)” exclaims daddy.
4: “I’m pepper,” says the son.
“Hi Pepper, I’m papa ;)” exclaims papa.
5: My moma is such a Coochie Smith
6: U stepbrother I’m stuck and you’re such Coochie smith
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just the best person in the world and i am very in love with him <3
be my bf Robin Smith<3
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Harley is a fat boy, who often sleeps with his mother and has a very intimate and sexual relationship with his mom.
Harley is also very obese and yet having strange and gay allergies to some foods, still remain to be a fat bastard
Have you met that Harley smith kid ?
Is that the one who shags his mom ?
Yeah that’s the one !
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Straight original genuine real one.
That's donte smith
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When your girl is sucking your meat and coughs up blood and then you cum in her eyes.
Damn bro that hickory smith got me dead!
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