the red means i love you

a song i absolutely love bc its amazing and deserves more credit for the work and skill and you should go listen to it. right now. shoo go listen to it now.

Person 1: "have you heard the red means i love you by madds buckley?"

Person 2: "yeah its my favourite song of all time"

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i will cut you

Verbial Phrase: What Kelsey and Maggie are going to do to Lexie because she is pretending to be in a comatose state and does not respond to their extensions of potential growths in their friendships.

Kelsey: O.M.G. Maggie, is that Lexie?
Maggie: L.O.L. I totally think it is...

Lexie casually strolls up

Lexie: Hey guys...Sup?
Kelsey: Sup?
Lexie: Yeah...Sup? What's Good Witcha?
Maggie: Are you Fuhrull?
Lexie: Huh?
Kelsey: I WILL CUT YOU!!!

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I love you 1 Sextillion

you can never beat this!

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: I love you so much
Person 1: I love you most
Person 2: I love you mostestestestestestest
Person 1: Hmmmmmm, I love you 1 Billion
Person 2: I love you 1 trillion
Person 1: I love you 1 Quadrillion
Person 2: I love you 1 Qunitillon

Person 1: I love you 1 sextillion
Person 2: What comes after sextillion? You win.

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I know you got sol

Sometimes misunderstood as "I know you've got sol". Taking the lyrics of the Simply Red song you utter this phrase when toasting or after opening a bottle of Sol mexican beer, generally whilst drunk.

Toasting

1st Guy "I know you got..."
*raises opened bottle*
2nd Guy "...Sol!"
*clinks their open bottle with the raised bottle*

Opening

"I know you got Sol!"
*swigs from bottle*

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I shit you not one cent

used to state that a story is 100% true, no matter now insane, silly, or crazy it sounds, "one cent" is the part stating that not even 1% of this story is fake

"i shit you not one cent, the tiger did a backflip" roger said to george

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what can i do you for

A phrase used by people with so little going on in their lives they resort to word play to be interesting or funny. Traditionally taken to mean; 'What can I do for you?'

Barman 'What can I do you for?'
Customer 'Top banter mate, I'll have a whisky neat'

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can i buy you a drink?

Perhaps the best way to make sure you don't get laid that night. Any guy who buys a girl a drink is automatically desperate, and they are just showing the girl their weakness. Next time a girl asks you to buy her a drink, say, give me a french kiss. If she says no, then why should you buy her a drink. Think about it.

Guy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Aww, Thanks. (takes drink and moves on to the real man who is getting drinks bought for him)

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