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Involuntary verbal expressions of an intense nature made during a bowel evacuation of an equally intense nature.
“What’s Wrong?”
“FUCK,SHIT,CHIlI”.
“Ah Toilet Tourettes”
When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel
Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net
Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"
Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.
You’re totally toilet texting me!
Honey, its our 5th anniversary today, can we sneak in a little toilet bashing? I love you Pookie Bear.
A fully-functioning toilet set in a highly visible and public area.
She had to relieve herself, but was terrified of being scrutinized by the others at the party whilst using the Pittsburgh Toilet.
A black man or women who works in a nightclub toilet, will try and sell you fake aftershave and make you pay to wash your hands. Often can be heard singing songs such as "no splash no gash, no splash no gash, freshern up up up.
Also see bog wog
God dam toilet Tyrone sprayed me with old spice, i am never going to smash any pasty now.
Male genitalia, what men play with in the bathroom when they forget the newspapet
I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.