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Some type of cringey ass shitty fucking word made up by an ugundan spitter/JAKE PAULer
“AND I JusT DrOpEd SoMe NeW MErCh anD iTZ SeLLInG L1ke A god church”
When believers subscribe to the uncompromising view that any numbers or fractions mentioned in, or mathematical constants derived from, the Bible must be taken literally with zero room for approximation, adulteration, or subtraction.
Founded by a group of Bible literalists-turned-theomaticians, the π = 3 Church has so far failed to appeal to pre-believers and the converted, especially those who’re allergic to school or college math, despite regularly distributing free pies and pizzas to the poor in the community.
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Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.
"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "
"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."
"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."
Used to describe the tight spread of thighs of a girl with a tight vagina
Check the spread on her, looks like a church steeple
Slang for Bunnings Warehouse, an Australian hardware store chain.
You got any cable ties?
Nah, might have to duck down the Green Church. Need a new screwdriver anyway.
A name given to a group of NSFW people who have come together to shit post and roast each other. In the end they are fantastic friends.
Person 1: Annnddd, horse cock!
Person 2: Fuck, he's at it again.
Person 1: Eat my ass bitch.
Person 3: Yo, anyways Eminem just dropped a new album.
Person 1: Annnddd...
Person 2: Fuck off! *Mutes chat*
Person 4: WTF!
Person 1: Welcome to The Horse Church!
What Kevinjthorton (a YouTuber) went to before he was fully gay
A super fundamentalist Christian church isJust a Christian church that needs money.