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Someone who portrays false humility when in actuality, they are extremely cocky
“Linda you sang great!”
“No it was horrible, I’m alright, it was just a side stage gig, thanks though”
“Don’t be such a closet cock Linda I saw you hog the mic at sound check belting and screaming, showing off for no reason”
A hotel where a couple goes to swing or have sex with others
“Yo my wife wants to go to the closet hotel to get plowed you wanna join?”
A person that acts like a karen in private areas or does things passive aggressively to get their way instead of being full on in public
“that lady gave me an angry look when i said i supported the protests”
“in public she acts perfectly fine but in private she’s such a closet karen about how i am”
1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet.
2: Baby, your hygiene sucks! I can smell the moldy closet, a foot away!
1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
2: Baby , your hygiene sucks, I can smell the moldy closet, 2 feet away!
Beeen a long day, I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.
I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.