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Man Poon

The ultimate in a metro sexual. or latent homosexual male.
One who loves to have every orifice penetrated whether he admits it or not.

Also known as JR.

Man we double slammed the Man Poon last night.

by The Stiffis February 26, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


poon raider

to fully understand the definition of poon raider,you must understand these two words;
poonaniwich means VAGINA
and raiderwich is just derived from tomb raider
now that you understand that, you should understand this word. you can also get a certificate that means you are a certified poon raider.

Wow, that guy is such a poon raider,i would look up to him.
that guy has a special certificate. he must be a certified poon raider.or,
hey baby,Thats right im a certified POON RAIDER get ready for some poon raiding!!

go have fun and raid those poons

by fssdfhbgj December 5, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


poon stache

When someone eats a girl out with a yeast infection and gets yeast on there lip and it looks like a milk stache.

"Got Yeast?"
"Yes I Do Infact, Check My Poon Stache!"
"Quite Rad."

by Brazzle Magazzle May 11, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


poon

A small girl of chinese origin who is a bit of a swot, or a nerd!

Oh poon, stop studying. You're such a poon!

by taliciousbone August 10, 2007

1๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


phat poon

when you take a fat excrement on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it, then picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back in there

I really enjoyed a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad

by Johnny sins 12 incher January 26, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Spoon

your cock

I was hanging out with Kim last night, she finally let me dip the Poon Spoon in!

by Boo Koo Dinero May 6, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


poon phone

A phone purchased and used solely for the purpose of setting up dates with call girls or escorts;
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.

"I was out of minutes on my poon phone, so I had to use my family plan cell & my wife caught me calling an escort service."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."

by BBS2 September 23, 2013

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž