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Something all men crave and would beg in front of virgins to persuade his partner to do.
Charlotte: so babe, how’s your day been?
Steve: Ahh, not so good.
Charlotte: why’s that?
Steve: My Roblox account has been ban for 28 days.
Charlotte: Come on. That’s not something to mourn over.
Steve: (while crying) Your don’t understand my anguish!
Charlotte sees the pain in Steve’s eyes. She then gets a brainwave, and a lightbulb lit up in her brain.
Charlotte: (while gently caressing his penis) How about I’ll cheer you up?
Steve: please don’t. I’ve already came 6 times today to put my mind at ease. I don’t need you doing it.
Charlotte: It doesn’t hurt to cum once more does it? Don’t worry, I’ll make you explode twice in a row if you want. (While slowly unzipping his trousers)
Steve thinks about what she says and for a brief moment, makes his mind and says: “alright! Let’s do this”.
Steve aggressively rips charlottes shirt off as she pulls his trousers down and off. She gently kisses his 1.465 inch penis as Steve contemplates his choice of saying yes since he already ejaculated 23 minutes ago. Nevertheless Steve gets hard and horny as charlotte starts stroking his dick slowly and she gradually increased the speed to a moderate level. Steve is enjoying this as all his roblox problems goes away as he edges closer to sexual climax. Charlotte notices Steve’s face starting to build up and moans as Steve reaches sexual climax and ejaculates with intense euphoria pleasure in his facial expression and keeps cumming.
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Go watch your youtube with your memes or something.
#stopit #getsomehelp #you'reprobably12yearsold #gohome #youtube #sexiguess
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Something that some people may call the most amazing thing in the world or the most disgusting. Sex is the way one reproduces their own kind. Here are some different kinds of sex
1)smooth sex
Nice and slow, normally done by people who are having sex for the first time
2)horrible sex
Sex in which both people are unpleased with how it felt
3)safe sex
Usage of condoms or pregnancy pills
4)extra safe sex
Usage of condoms and pregnancy pills
5)rough sex
The opposite of smooth sex. Normally done when one is extremely horny
6)long sex
Having sex for 3 hours or more
Wow you actually went through and read all of my crap about sex. Great job! You’re a weirdo! Just like me! Also, wtf are you doing looking up the definition of sex on Urban Dictionary? I know damn well you know what it means!
Person 1: Hey girl, wanna have sex?
Person 2: of course, what kind?
Person 1: Any kind you want to 😏
Person 2: How about rough sex?
Person 1: sounds good to me
30 minutes later
Person 2 on phone: ugh it was horrible! He had a fucking micro penis!
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The thing that made the world exist... literally
Jake and Adam were gay and wanted to have sex so they went to Adams house and began they stripped and Adam started sucking jakes hard boner Jake moaned OOOHHH ADAM FUCK ME HARDER!!!
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After my boyfriend James had finished work i decided to surprise him. I wore only my thong and see through bra and waited at the door, as soon as he walked in a smirk appeared on his face. He put his stuff down and began kissing me passionately. James had a really stressful week so he was loving every minute of this. He grabbed my waist hard, ripped off his shirt and his lip met mine again. I pushed him on the bed and sat on top of him. Soon we were bare naked as he started rubbing breast slowly, he began kissing my stomach and up to my neck. James was amazing, he fingered me with 3 fingers and then his hard cock was penetrating into my wet pussy. Soon i was moaning "ahhh James yes ahhh harder, harder, harder". He had me shiver he was so good. I then flipped him over and started licking his hard cock. Soon i was sucking it hard while softly playing with his balls. I felt him twitching with pleasure. I stopped and began using one hand to rub his cock while the other was rubbing my pussy. I started rubbing both harder, harder, harder and stopped when i felt i was about to explode, i kept rubbing his cock. Then he whispered in my ear "I'm going to repay u for that" His dick went into my wet, pink pussy for a second time fucking me much harder than before. He finished with giving my pussy and very HARD rub. We laid beside each other until we feel asleep. That was the best sex of my life.
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A fun activity for anyone and had lots of moaning and can be done as a threesome. When having sex sometimes you need a condom or not to have more fun🍆🍑🍆🍑💦💦👅
Let's have sex it's fun👅 Don't forget to tell my parents they can join us anytime.
Stick the penis through my vagina so that's called sex
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