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Pepper that has been filled with toilet paper
“Dude why is my pepper filled with toilet paper?”
“It’s a toilet pepper”
When you take a big shit and the poop makes a distinct slapping sound on the back of the toilet bowl.
Man I just took a huge shit and it was such a toilet slapper it echoed in the stall!
When you sit down on the toilet and the worst thing imaginable happens. Shmeat rod goes skinny dipping. It's the official antonym of Poseidon Kiss
What are you having for dinner, anything good?
No! I just got Toilet Rod
Kent county.
The name references the long queues of lorries in Kent, awaiting to enter Eurotunnel to France, held up by the long border queues because of the ill-progressing Brexit negotiations.
"Yeah, if Boris fails to agree on a deal, it's going to make Kent the Toilet of England, because of the lorry queues, they are 5 miles long already..."
A twist on the “tanking” sexual practice of inserting the testicles into an orifice (normally the pussy), toilet tanking is fucking someone in the ass and inserting the balls inside the ass.
I haven’t seen your mom since I toilet tanked her two weeks ago.
Passing gossip while on a toilet in a stall or while on the phone.
I went into the bathroom and overheard toilet rumors and farts.
When a person plugs toilets due to the abundant use of toilet paper.
Jim was known as the toilet bomber by every hotel he stayed at in Asia.