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vampire mustache

A ring of menstral blood on the upper lip caused by eating a girl out on her period.

I didn't know she was raggin but when I cane up I had a wicked vampire mustache.

by MrBubbleBukake March 3, 2015


Vampiric Chest Press

A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.

"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."

by pakorrentalm May 9, 2024


epiphany vampire

Someone who watches other people play video games that have knowledge-based puzzles, because (having played the game themselves already) they already know the solution and wish to re-experience the thrill of someone working it out.

Oh man, I finally beat Outer Wilds last night, and now I've turned into an epiphany vampire!

by TfGuy44 September 25, 2023


Vampire Teabag

A tampon.

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"

by ErosSlav6661 January 10, 2021


Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar

Eating out a girls blood clots from her pussy during her period

Lisa on her period and it looks like a Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar down there

by Coonass4life October 18, 2022


Vampire Camera / Vamp Cam

Refering to high definition DSLR cameras, capable of extreme clarity in night time photography. Vampire esque.

"Yo, this Canon 7D is a straight up Vampire Camera / Vamp Cam"

"Yeah tell me about it, I was Vamp Cam'ing all night with my 5D after I saw the pics you took on your T2i"

by The Body Snatcher August 19, 2011


Vampire Survivors

Literal dogshit. Does have among us tho. This skibidi toilet concept is just absurd! I mean, seriously, who needs a toilet that doubles as a bizarre piece of entertainment? It's a classic case of prioritizing frivolity over functionality. Sure, we all could use a laugh, but let's not forget the primary purpose of a toilet – it's not a playground or an art installation. Some might argue that it's a creative take on the mundane, but I find it hard to believe that anyone would genuinely want such a thing in their bathroom. Why complicate a simple, practical appliance with unnecessary gimmicks? There's a fine line between adding a touch of fun to everyday life and turning essential items into impractical novelties.

"I hate vampire Survivors, it GYAAAAAAAT!!!!!"

by gtyghghjj January 24, 2024