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Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.
Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma
A person who can’t grow an itch of facial hair
That nigga gordon gotta Baby Face G
When someone is acting like a child and is a having a complete melt down.
Baby Rage: because Simon is an Idiot.
Man that Joker guy exudes large amounts of Baby Rage
A baby that looks like he/she could be your grandma/grandpa.
Lady: Look at my little bundle of joy.
Guy: Is he an old baby? He looks 84!
Noun. A person who claims they would give up their baby for another child they find absolutely perfect.
Example 1: "Kendra is such a baby-refunder. Every time she sees little Freddie she says she would refund Jack to pay for Freddie."
Example 2: Julia was such a baby refunder, always saying she wishes her little boy was more like her neighbors kid.
A DND character who is used for stealth purposes. A particularly sneaky character who you want to hide and is good at hiding.
Friend: Ah.. Dang I forgot to hide my stealth baby
Me: Always remember to hide your stealth baby.
A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.
I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me
Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.