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Schrödinger’s baby

When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later

Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020


Baby Mountain

When a woman who fat get pregnant and around the time she gets a "baby bump" its bigger than normal cuz she has a fat belly!!!

person 1: did you see ashleys' baby bump?

person 2: bitch that aint a baby bump thats a baby mountain

by gaffney2005 December 22, 2009


tequila baby

a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.

i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant

"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."

by crankyopossum August 3, 2023


Pootitty Baby

The sweetest of all the women in the world, Andrea.

Hey Pootitty Baby, what is for dinner? ;)

by Reskew October 23, 2019


ONB (On baby)

Term to describe whole honesty on a opinion or a statement.

If a lie, a random baby from Uganda DIES.

A downgraded term for ONG (on god)

I swear i didn't eat it! ONB (On baby)

by josephat a-u November 23, 2022


clicker baby

A nonverbal screaming autistic child

God damn clicker baby won't shut up

by ClickbaitJR March 18, 2024


Group baby

Someone who started their career in the special operations community as an enabler and has never left.

That motherfucker is a group baby and has no idea how the rest of the army works.

by TheAceTomato April 18, 2021