The day you treat your tall friends like royalty
Tall friend: bow down to me you peasant, it’s November 1
Short friend: of course mi’lord
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The minimum and maximum amount of sex you can have before you are in a committed relationship.
Person 1: Would you like to have 1 or 2.
Person 2: Yes, absolutely.
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Person 1: Are you guys dating?
Person 2: No, we only had 1 or 2.
A YouTuber that posts shitposts that he steals off Discord on the platform YouTube
I'm bored, I think I'll make fun of LgndaryGamr 1
A really cool and nice person on tiktok who has cool ocs
"1salem.1 is so cool you should follow them"!!" okay I will!!"
Somebody that completely neglects hanging with the boys to go get some Coochie. If they are the #1 simp then they miss out with the squad and dont even get any coochie no matter the effort they put in.
Yo he missed the game to go to prom with this thot. He’s the #1 simp.