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Adjective. When someone is so outrageously attractive that it is the universe's way of telling you (the far less attractive individual) to 'Just go kill yourself, there is no point in trying. You will never land a babe like her'.
Less macabre alternative: just give up hot
That girl isn't just hot, she's go kill yourself hot.
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A term disparaging the experience at any big box chain store.
I could be watching the game this afternoon but the wife's got a big dose of Bed, Bath and Go Fuck Yourself waiting for me.
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a funny phrase to say after any question
Friend: Why do i suck?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night
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When you have to take a massive dump thats approximately one half of your initial body mass
After that TacoBell marathon, you couldn't crap for days, and then on Thursday, you had to go clone yourself!
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To lay waste to one self means to shit your pants
John: Dude whats that smell, did you just Lay Waste Too Yourself.
Arnold: Damn Skippy!
John: Were in public you sick sunava bitch!
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Don't make your self the crazy goat!
It means don't try to look like you don't know something or you are trying to avoid any responsability
Man 1: Hey you! Gimme my money
Man 2: Are you talking to make? (Starts looking around and suspicious)
Man 1: Don't make yourself the crazy goat!
It means get yourself a guy with a big dick.
Yeah, I just found out the average size of a dick in South Korea is 3.8, in America 5, and JESUS CHRIST in Congo it is 7.6. Damn Marry, get yourself a man from Congo.