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A walking contradiction/scrooge of the worst kind, they’ll not only expect you to work for peanuts or even free… in fact they’ll believe that you should pay them for the Honor of being able to work with them on their project, and be prepared to do all the work their way (The WRONG way). They’ll pretend that they are intelligent/qualified and that you should listen to “Their Expert Advice”, yet their own kids won’t even have them help with a Lemonade stand, as they know that it’ll be a F#@K- up.
They also know “EVERYTHING” (even what you had for breakfast last Tuesday), so don’t try to correct them, as there really is no hope.
Wow! That guy must be a real Scrooge; no he’s a Brian Co@ts
The Federal Reserve Bank gets their Crooked orders from Brian Co@ts
The “Church-Mouse” was once an employee of BrianCo@ts
Coolest nigga ever, if dapper was a person(he gives the best handshakes)
Person1: BRIAN WELLS IS THE COOLEST NIGGA EVER!!!
Person2: fax
Brian is usually pretty quiet but if you get to know him he's a really cool laid back dude. Brian would make a great father and is a really outstanding worker
"Yo bro Brian Sweeney is such a cool guy."
"i know right"
Murphy’s Law, but with Brian. Literally the same shit.
“Wow, bad luck follows that guy around everywhere”
“Yeah, Brian’s Law”
Brian Munoz identifies as a hoe ass nigga by the Mexican cartel
Brian Munoz is a hoe ass nigga
Usually the most mechanically incline. If they aren’t already bald they probably will be. Their favorite car parts consist of turbos, electrical tape and zip ties. You can always find them at pick-n-pulls if any establishment similar.
Brian Fitzgerald is a zip tie man