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We say or use this phrase when we don't care or are not interested in what someone says or does.
Bryan:guys,i have bought a new car
worth 7 million.
Ryan:i don't give a shit about your car.
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When you want to say "giving you a hard time" or "giving you shit" but you accidentally combine the two sayings
That dress does make you look fat, I'm just giving you hard shit
No fucks shall be given today
not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0
"I don't care."
I don't give a fuck about you.
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When you do a half ass job at work because you have no interest in it and have no passion because everything seems blah blah blah!
"I went to work and did a half ass job on everything and got fired! I don't give a shit!"
Whenever you say that you don't give a fuck..you must not give a fuck FULLY. You dont give half a fuck, a quarter fuck..You don't give a mother or a brother fuck..YOU DO NOT GIVE ANY AMOUNT OF FUCK. You have to be stingy with your fucks..protect them..Like drops of water in a drought, such are your fucks..and you do not give them..EVER
Person: Help! I am dangling off a cliff..I am about to fall to my death! I need a fuck to save me!!
Me: Sorry..I don't give a fuck..
Person: But I will die! I just need ONE LITTLE FUCK!!
Me: Hold on let me just looook....Nope sorry..I have no fucks to give..
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A phrase someone says when they want a person's cock.
Jim: How are you doing today, Dave?
Dave: give me your cock, Jim.
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