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mushroom <3

The prettiest person in the world with lovely dimples who I love the most in the whole world <333

I love you mushroom <3

by Bub♡ November 4, 2021


mushroom <3

The prettiest most handsome boy on this planet with the most gorgeous dimples ever♡

I love you Mushroom <3

by Bub♡ November 2, 2021


shiitake mushroom stamp

A mushroom stamp but from a guy with a small dick

Wang gave me shiitake mushroom stamp when he slam his tinkie winkie on my forehead

by Tcwilly July 31, 2022


Minge mushrooms

A fungal infection on a woman’s vagina

In all of this hot weather Kylie ended up with a big crop of minge mushrooms

by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024


mushroom treatment

When co-workers do not tell you anything and are actively feeding you bad information. Just as in how mushrooms are grown - kept in the dark and fed full of shit

He keeps giving me the mushroom treatment about this job.

by SummitXTC February 26, 2021

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Brain Mushroomed

When somebody you are sitting behind is annoying you and you want to inflict immense pain give them a mashy mushroom!This is when you jump onto a desk and volley the back of their head so hard it slams down into the desk for DOUBLE DAMAGE!This will turn them into a vegetable because of high amount of brain cells missing (eg turning them
Into a “mushroom”)

Owen was being a right helmet in class , he’s lucky he didn’t get brain mushroomed.

by Abdullah69yamum November 17, 2021


The Wrong Mushroom

1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).

1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.

by Buttfuckme January 9, 2023