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The act of fingering someone using text messages. Usually, this action is used with the following symbols:
,,l,, (middle finger) or ll,, (two fingers) or ll,l (shocker)
Guy 1: Did you see your girlfriend last night?
Guy 2: No, she is away on business, but she felt kind of kinky last night so she let me finger text her. I was finger texting her all night.
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-a person who has never dirty texted anyone on their phone
-someone who hasn't ever texted dirty or naughty to a significant other.
friend #1: Were you dirty texting Joe last night?
friend #2: Yes, I am not a text virgin anymore, he makes me so horny when he texts me. He said he wants to lick my body.
friend #1: You naughty girl! ;)
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Text messaging with one hand, wiping your ass with the other.
Kyle's phone broke because he accidentally wiped his ass with the same hand he was still toilet texting with. (PSA: Don't text while shitting!)
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Arguing through text messages as apposed to arguing over the phone or in person, which can be more ackward if you have some real shit to say. Since it is not a verbal conversation, one might be more likely to speak their mind... One of the advantages of text messaging.
Or in the event that a disagreement comes up during a text session it may become an argument or "text battle"
Example 1-
John: wat up alex, wanna chill?
Alex: idk what u wanna do
John: anything. im at my girls house right now tho. wanna hang after that?
Alex: wtf man. y did u ask me 2 chill if ur busy u fuck.
John: well i wont be busy later. calm the f down dude i was just askin
Alex: u only wanna chill later cuz ur girl has a curfew & u cant hang with her then... dick.
John: screw u then
(A perfect example of a text battle.)
Sidenote- John is a dick.
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Example 2-
Michael: dude lets go c the new batman movie
Tom: u dont even know batman
Michael: well im getting tickets. btw i fucking met batman
Tom: ur an idiot. btw who says that?
Michael: 4 real i met adam west who played batman on tv. he came to the mall when i was a kid. jackass.
(Michael will then send Tom a pic message of the photograph of batman that he got signed by Adam West at the mall when Michael was a little boy... Michael wins the argument or the "text battle")
Sidenote- Tom shouldn't run his mouth
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Sending a text message to more than one person asking the same thing... AKA "Text Fishing"
Sars sent Deb and I a "Generic Text" about going to Starbucks...
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the act of sending a typed message via cell phone; a very efficient and addicting way of communication.
Ashley is addicted to text messaging, and she went 2500 texts over her limit last month.
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The act of receiving a text and simply not responding, either to piss off youre friends or because you think its funny to leave him/her in a state of obscurity. People will often know this has happened to them when someone reads their texts and they know. This is usually indicated by a check mark next to the initial text.
Tom- Dude, I was texting you for 20 mins and you just stopped responding. You were supposed to come over and watch Star Wars
James- Duh thats weird, I never got that text. I think my phones been messed up lately
Tom- There was a green check mark ass, I know you got it!
Bystander (Aside)- Sounds like James was passive texting, sucks for Tom!
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