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Maryland Cock Sucker

The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.

Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023


Lodi sucker play

The Lodi sucker play is a fake-out move (primary used during a sports game) where one player holds two balls. They throw one ball into the air, distracting a second player, and while the other player is distracted, the first player chucks the second ball at the groin.

I'm still having pains from when Tommy hit me with a Lodi sucker play.

by djorangejuice December 20, 2017


Slop Sucker

When having sex, one person poops out extremely slimy mucus slop on to the other’s pubic hair. The person who delivered the slop then sucks it out of the other’s pubic hair, thus becoming a slop sucker.

Last night, my bitch became a slop sucker. My pubes are still greasy from that!

by Buttslopper-oo September 8, 2019


Yellow bellied Sack Sucker

A creature from the Roberts family in the Genus Micheal. The yellow bellied sack sucker is a creature of the night. Found in dark alleys sucking only the dirtiest smelliest sacks. If you make eye contact with this creature you could vomit from its nastiness.

I was walking home last night from the bar when I saw it! “The yellow bellied sack sucker” was grunting and sucking so many sacks! It was terrible!

by Nickynightengale February 9, 2022


Nan sucker

An accurate description of your partner.

Such a lovely nickname for your partner.

Y/N: "Hey nan sucker!"

Partner: "Aww thank you!"

by g@yh00m@n June 4, 2021


Satan Sucker

A person who is all evil, all the time. A troll. Someone who spends their lives trying to murder people by proxy. Wyoming is completely populated with them.

Wyoming breeds Satan Suckers like cattle.

by Michael V69 October 30, 2022


Cum sucker

A word raging fortnite players use when they die.

Nija:"raaaaaah you fucking cum sucker why'd you kill me!!!"

by Pussylicker.. May 10, 2022