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Pubic dingleberries caused by your partner shitting on your dick during anal, and your inability to clean up before the shit dries
Crystal's ass exploded like a juicy shit bomb when I donkey punched her, and it coated me from my nuts up to my belly button. I was so hammered that I fell asleep before I cleaned up, and now I have a bunch of dust bunnies in my pubes.
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When a man ejaculates in his own hand, and then flings it on another person.
She passed out before I could finish, so I pixie dusted her and took off.
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The sparkling trail of dead hair and powdered sweat that people called Russel usually leave behind them.
There is Russel dust everywhere, man!
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1.Homosexual semen
2.What You Need To See To Find Tinkerbell
3.Magical White Stuff That Comes out of a Fairy's Wand
4.Cocain
Dave:What Did You Do Today??
Tom:I Was Cleaning Out The Showers At The Motel And I Found A Jelly Fish Of Fairy Dust In The Drain
Dave:Ewww
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Barbra Streisand is an ugly shitfaced dust collector
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walking around a wide area spreading your essence.
when in public or private, releasing gas and thinking you leaving the spot denies claim to the smell, when in fact you are "crop dusting" your smell across the whole room.
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Mix of coke and crushed m rocks
“I bendered for two days straight on that pixie dust”
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