sit around with her thumb up her bum and her mind in neutral

1) The art of mucking around and generally getting nothing done.
2) Description relevant to the most common state of teenagers when they leave school

Since Crissy left school, all she's done is sit around with her thumb up her bum and her mind in neutral

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dick her up

To give her dick with a cock that's straight up aka hard and saluting

My dick was so hard I had to dick her up

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pipe her down

to run a train and crave sexual intercourse with a certain baddie on the block. deadass .

aye, Jimmy don't forget to pipe her down after the movie, she lowkey asking' for the pipe.

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fuego her eggo

To tap that. Hit that.

-What happened next?
~I totally got to fuego her eggo.
-NOICE!

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flicking her pebble

Self gratification of a womans nether region by massaging the clitoris.

While having phone sex, she was flicking her pebble so fast I thought she was going to catch her panties on fire!

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taking her temperature

Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.

The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."

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Dig her Out

When you pleasure a female with your fingers

I was with a bird lastnight and I wanted to dig her out raw!!

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