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Cartoons that ran during Saturday mornings. A stem of nostalgia for many, there are few of these Saturday morning cartoons remaining since the late 2000s.
Garfield and Friends is an example of a Saturday morning cartoon in the 1980s-1990s.
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A family-friendly web show that launches Monday through Friday on YouTube. The show is hosted by two middle-aged men; Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal.
When the show premiered in January 2012, it was a low-budget show with a relatively small fandom and a one-man-crew (not counting the two men themselves). The episodes were roughly outlined, and nothing was scripted. In the episodes they would have conversations between them about a subject they found interesting. They tended to tell funny, personal stories as well.
As seasons passed, the fandom grew, the crew grew, the budget grew, and the overall quality grew.
Now, the episodes are strictly outlined and somewhat scripted, the personal stories are getting extremely rare. They cover a wide spectrum of episode types. You will normally see experiments, original challenges, taste tests, interesting facts/things and various funny segments.
It is unavoidable to notice that GMM (short for Good Mythical Morning) is getting more and more de-personalized. At the same time as the format brings many new views and subscribers to their channel, many of the long-term fans are unhappy to see this change, they miss the personal stories and the natural, relaxed interaction between the two life-long friends.
The GIF below is from an old episode of GMM. Link (the blackhaired) has another haircut to this day.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any cool facts about fire-ants? I need it for my presentation...
Person 2: No, but if you go to YouTube, I'm pretty sure Good Mythical Morning has an episode on it!
Person 1: Okay, thanks. I'll check it out.
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An unsatisfied morning erection or boner.
Morning wood yearns for some loving, but seldom obtains it.
Until our jobs / classes allow us to swing in 25 minutes late, until we are alone on a business trip and jerk the gerk before our big 8 AM meeting, until our wives and girlfriends value the mean, long lasting hardness that a big old morning glory provides, or allow us to shamelessly whack it at at 6:30 AM while she snoozes beside us, until our kids / roommates pick up 6 AM hobbies far away from our bedrooms...sooooo...sooo much morning wood is unrequited......
I woke up with a mean erection...and through the grogginess of waking up..I wanted to satisfy him...knew my wife would enjoy his firmness..and that the juxtaposition of being half asleep but harder than a rock would last long and satisfy...but alas..the morning routine of kids, coffee, work and school got in the way...another case of unrequited morning wood
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1a: Rat- a small, omnivorous, usually disease carrying rodent.
1b: Morning star- a powerful club or mace.
1c: Rat Morning Star: a weapon/summoned monster forged from a dead rat tied to a stick and infused with Bankai energy, resulting in a 15' tall undead rat warrior with a giant pole attached to its tail.
Leo totally started kicking ass when he activated his Rat Morning Star! see also: Rat Flail
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When, after meeting and/or hooking up with someone on a Saturday night and exchanging numbers, you receive a text from them the next morning.
John: Hey man, have you talked to that chick who you hooked up with last night?
Dave: Yeah, she sent me a Sunday morning text, asking me how my hangover was.
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When a woman yawns as she wakes up and you slam your dick in her mouth.
Seth: Did Betty sleep over your house last night?
Me: Yeah and I gave her an early morning suprise.
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When you awaken and scream when you found out what you did the night before. Usually a morning after a night where immense amount of alcohol were consumed and your memory vanished.
After reading the text messages she sent last night, Ashely let out the Morning After Shrill!
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