your mum on toast

A humourous elaboration on the famous "your mum" joke - see "your mum"

- "what time is it?"
- "your mum!"
- "your mum on toast!"

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Sloppy Texas Toast

A sex move, when your partner takes a shit in your vagina and then fucks it.

Dude, Debra let me give her Sloppy Texas Toast. It was wild!

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Cinnamon Toast Fuckery

-Something that is so unbelievably insane, supernatural, and/or surreal

-Something that is so confusing that you cannot wrap your head around it.

I went outside and was greeted by a plane crash, followed by a forest fire. That's some cinnamon toast fuckery

What in the cinnamon toast fuck is the mass of the universe?

I have to divide by a letter to get a number. That's some cinnamon toast fuckery

cinnamon toast turntables

a group chat on discord that does weird shit

hey dude i went on cinnamon toast turntables today. Now I can't go escape. Help....

Chocolate toast aemmanuel

The thing that Emmanuel eats

Emmanuel is eating chocolate toast aemmanuel again

she toast bud

When something is completely fucked/broken/or any other fucked up way

You look at a board from Home Depot…she toast bud.

Wet Toast Eagles

The West Coast Eagles, an AFL team from Perth. They are so shit they are about as strong as a piece of wet toast (which is very fucking weak and useless). They suck.

The Wet Toast Eagles are as rubbish as a wooden sword in Minecraft. I will chug a beer and shit in their mouths mate. Fuck Perth! YEET!