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After a hard night of drinking or sex you urinate 2 streams and turns into one big stream.
Adam urinated all over the floor due to the fact he had a Ghostbuster's piss.
When the dick is not what you expected , and you leave disappointed
Sally had a horrible tinder date, she left the evening wiener pissed
In Vietnam, there were two separate places to do bathroom chores. For a dump, there were shitters, most with multiple holes with 50 gallon drums underneath. The designated "shit-burner" would pull the drums out, add diesel oil and set on fire. If you just needed to pee, there were piss tubes around the area. Many were made by pounding old rocket tubes into the ground at an angle, and adding a piece of screen on the top end. In some of the more refined camps, a semicircle of tin would provide a bit of privacy. In my unit, the largest shitter (a 6-holer) was generally overfilled after dark for troops having extended "smoke breaks"
Hey new-boot, if you need to crap, the shitter is over there, if you just have to pee, you'll find several piss tubes throughout the area.
The definitive point in ones journey home from a regular night out where it has become tradition to evacuate ones bladder. Locations range from secluded trees to traffic lights
"Hold up lads, piss point"
"Fuck me I don't think I can't make it to piss point"
A balloon which someone (most likely to be male, and by chance happens to have a pack of party balloons at the time) may piss into at a festival or camping trip, like a waterbomb, if too drunk/tired/cold to leave the tent.
Just be careful not to pop it!
Guy A 'Uh-oh...'
Guy B 'what's up?'
Guy A 'My piss balloon has just exploded'
Piss soaked old man, likes to follow younger men into toilets and piss on them.
Oh no, Uncle Piss has claimed his next victim
(slang) When you have to go pee really bad. So bad that you know that as soon as you whip out your penis or sit on the toilet (for the ladies), it's gonna start!
Yo bro, get F*** outta the washroom! I gotta take a mad piss!