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When the oppossing player is taking way to fucking long to shuffle the deck.
Come on Jon are you trying to "shuffle the tits off the Queens" or are ya gonna fucking deal.
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That's when I am rubbing one out.
I am only hear to do the two fist shuffle.
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The method used by old (and sometimes young) men when preparing to eat a handful of nuts. First fill the palm of the hand with nuts, lightly close the hand, and shuffle back and forth before bringing the hand up to drop a few perfectly positioned nuts in the mouth. Technique can be applied to any small loose snack or candy. The shuffle motion is comparable to that used when shaking dice for gaming.
Can you believe Uncle Frank ate a whole 1 pound bag of trail mix??!! His wrist must’ve been sore from all of the old man nut shuffle action.
A meal eaten in a Mayfair Wankpit. There are usually at least five courses, none of which satisfy, and all of which cost far too much. The expression is derived from one of the traditional euphemisms for masturbation: five knuckle shuffle. The obvious implication is that the five course meal really is a pile of 'wank'.
Gwendoline, this five course knuckle shuffle is taking the edge off my apetite for the supper we will have in that other Mayfair Wankpit. I may well have to leave it on the table.
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The act of rolling through a never ending series of stop signs, typical of a south Philadelphia neighborhood where signs are placed every 50 to 100 feet.
I don't have time for every stop sign on Tasker, I'll just south Philly shuffle through there.
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The sexual act that can only be performed on Christmas night, it involves inserting a minimum of 34 candy canes up ones rectum, whiles masturbating to the grinches bleached nipples, while sitting on top of a dead hooker dressed as Mrs.Claus deep throating the latest edition of the Christmas people’s magazine, then removing the candy canes from your anus, and piercing ones testicles using the sharpened blades of Christmas Joy.
This act should be done while smacking a dead dog to the beat of “we wish you a merry Christmas.”
Santa invented the North Pole shuffle in 1865 after receiving a massive erection from family photos of 12 year olds
I can’t wait to do the North Pole shuffle on Christmas Eve
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Where you shove your finger in your poop hoop and bunny hop forward in a shuffling motion, then remove your selected finger from your sphincter and hold it in the air like a truffle and skiff your best buddy.
Pedro asked Philippe how he managed to pull the scouse lass, he simply told her, 'I used the old favourite Portuguese truffle shuffle'.
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