jew-bump

The bump that Jewish people have on their noes that makes it huge.

Wow, look at that Jew-bump, even without the Yam-aka, you can tell he's a Jew.

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closet jew

someone who hides their jewish identity

Paul Rudd is a closet jew just like Cary Grant.

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jew jumping

when you are jumped by a group of jews and they attempt to harm you

Jew Jumping
Jew : קח את העורלה שלו
person being jew jumped : what the fuck does that mean? speak english you jews.

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jew skulls

the skulls around the Kimo Theatre in Albuquerque, New Mexico along with the Nazi symbol.

Hey dude look at those jew skulls. Yeah they really freak me out.

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Jew Coins

Any Loose change detectable by a jews hooknose.

The penny sniffer found the jew coins.

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Jew Penny

when a customer buys a produst from the cashier and give them enough money for the change to add up to exactly one cent and the customewants that one penny back. That one penny is now a Jew Penny.

I got a Jew Penny right after i bought a pizza that was $9.99 included tax and i gave them $10 and wanted the penny back.

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Jew Goal

A person who when playing FIFA (other football games avaliable) passes the ball when 2 on 1 with the keeper in order to provide the receiver with an open goal.

Frowned upon in multiplayer situations.

Other variations of this are around-
Arial Jew- Instead of passing along the floor you cross it to a team mate (This can become a non jew goal if the player on the end of the cross pulls of an acrobatic spectacular goal to finish)
Boring Jew- A player who takes a penalty and puts it down the middle to make it a certain goal but a boring one
Failed Jew- Someone who attempts any of the Jew variations and chumps them, meaning they don't come off or they fail to score (Expect full on abuse and constant mocking for several days if this is you)

If you Jew you stand a better chance of winning but you will lose friends and people to play against you. If you have to Jew, do it with a team at least 3 stars below the opponents team and don't constantly Jew, there is no skill.

USE THE JEW WITH CAUTION!

Player 1 is through on goal with the keeper in front of him, it is at a normal angle so goal is certain and requires no skill, a team mate makes a run into the box so Player 1 passes to that player providing them with an open goal.

"Wheyyyy i've just scored a goal against you"
"Yeah but you passed it, Jew goals don't count"
"Nahh nahh nahhh i'm winning"
"Shut up you Jew, go buy a Jew hat"

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