When one sticks the penis in the vagina and instantly ejaculates after only one stroke on a consistent basis.
Jim: "So how was last night with Tony."
Eilis: "He's a one stroke warrior..."
Jim: "I'm sorry to hear this."
Also known as SJWs, Social Jobbery Warrior are sanctimonious crybullies who routinely ruin anything fun and get talented scientists fired or crying on public television
SideNote: jobbery means "practice of using a public office or position of trust for one's own gain or advantage."
- Hey, did you see Mercedes Carrera was denied her guest spot on the SXSW panel because she upset an SJW?
- Yeah, those Social Jobbery Warriors get special treatment when they claim harassment, yet tell people to "go burn in a fire" on a daily basis
Person who, typically while driving, calls 911 for someone minding their own business on the side of the road typically asleep. See also cell phone hero.
"Hi did you call 911." "What?! Man I was just asleep." "God damn cell phone warrior!"
That one super athletic kid in your gym class who tries too hard to win, and play with the gym teacher. They do this to show off their ability, but make it seem like that they don't actually care about winning.
We just lost dodgeball to a gym class warrior.
I felt bad when I lost volleyball to a gym class warrior, but then I realized that I had higher grades than him in all of my academic courses.
An elite member of the Panda Army. Pan-da Warriors are trained to master the art of Pan-da, and have an unbroken alliance with the Penguin Union. One day, Pandas and Penguins will rule the world together and defeat their mortal enemy - the Turtles, led by the powerful Bacon Turtle. During the Fall of the Puffin and the Siege of Koala, Pan-da Warriors showed exceptional combat skills. Pan-da Warriors are also extremely legitomato warriors.
Pan-da Master: You have trained well, young Pan-da Warrior! Come, and join the ranks of the vast panda army!
Pan-da Apprentice: Down with the Turtles!
A sexual practice in which one party sits on a toilet without the toilet seat down and enters the other party anally, creating a motion which drives the penetrating party deeper into the bowl of the toilet, away from the tank. Risks associated with Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot are principally associated with the penetrating party ‘riding too high’ and being injured by the lid to the tank as a result of aggressive movement.
I was Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot last weekend with my girl, and I didn’t pay attention and the damn tank lid hit me in the head.
A sexual practice in which one party sits on a toilet without the toilet seat down and enters the other party anally, creating a motion which drives the penetrating party deeper into the bowl of the toilet, away from the tank. Risks associated with Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot are principally associated with the penetrating party ‘riding too high’ and being injured by the lid to the tank as a result of aggressive movement.
I was Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot last weekend with my girl, and I didn’t pay attention and the damn tank lid hit me in the head.