When one gives another the most sloppiest, jaw-dropping, toe curling head known to man
Jane gave Steve the most devious head yesterday.
Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.
Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
Crazy good head
Extraordinary; fantastic; amazing
Gluck Gluck 9000 equivalent
Ralph: hey jason, how was ur night?
Jason: it was quite good. Received retarded head!!!!!!!
That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut
Oh watching mercury rising are you? with Simon the American mushroom head? lol
Someone who has had pussy bloody rubbed on there head
Rubbed blood on your head now you’re called Simbaaaaa - Clott Head
monkey have one banana, banana valuable, monkey have 2 banana, banana not valuable
or a dub but
what a Shrek-donkey-head-donkey person
A walking encyclopedia of knowledge gathered from the web.
Practically everything John knows came to him through web searches and research. He is a cyber-head.
{intelligence} {knowledgeable} {cyber-head}