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The minimum and maximum amount of sex you can have before you are in a committed relationship.
Person 1: Would you like to have 1 or 2.
Person 2: Yes, absolutely.
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Person 1: Are you guys dating?
Person 2: No, we only had 1 or 2.
A YouTuber that posts shitposts that he steals off Discord on the platform YouTube
I'm bored, I think I'll make fun of LgndaryGamr 1
national come over to your girlfriends house day and hug her and give her your hoodie
me- why are you here
boyfriend- it’s December 1st
Ger excited for Christmas bitches
Cool guy 1: hey its december 1st!
Cool guy 2: omg we can celebrate xmas now🥳
National Slap anybody with red hair day!!!
Make the best out of it ;)
Hay girl you got red hair let me slap u I mean it is December 1
Today is the end of No Nut November (NNN) meaning that it is the start of Destroy Dick December (DDD). So go cum in your girl.
Dain: Yo it’s December 1.
Ruker: Damn you better go cum in ur girl.
Catherine: Alr bet.
if u were born on december 1 U SLAY BOO <3 mwah ur so pretty/handsome and lovely and yeah it’s such a nice time to be born so SLAYYYYYYY and have a great birthday on december 1
girl: omg they are so nice and cute
boy: i know right! i bet their birthday is december 1st..
*everyone stares at them in awe*