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Grape Jelly Taco

It's when you put grape jelly on you penis and have intercourse with a woman. Then you eat her out.

Joe:Yo man you wanna help me make a grape jelly taco?
Emily:Sure lets go to the store.
Joe:No man not that kind.
Emily:Oh okay ill go to the kitchen.

by xXN0XSK0PEX69X420Xx November 20, 2013


Soggy Grape

When someone is not playing along with the group or if they are being a downer on the party

What’s wrong Gabe?”
“I just want to go somewhere else”
“Oh stop being such a soggy grape

by RProd May 3, 2018


gagging on the grapes

the act of clogging your airway with a man's testes (i.e. engulfing a dude's nuts)

"Dude I accidentally walked in on my roommate gagging on the grapes last night. I've never been so scared..."

by alabamahotpocket6969 April 5, 2018


Grape Squishied

A midget that fists another person in their anus, and then pulls out their rectum giving them a pink sock.

Me: Beth had to go to the hospital last night.
Person:What for?
Me:Her midget husband grape squishied her last night.
Person:Ewwww!

by MrKnowItAllOverAgain November 12, 2010


Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.

Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”

by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024


Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly

try it

muhammad: ALLAH TOLD ME TO EAT Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly EVERY DAY
ALLAHU AKBAR DEATH BE TO FAGS

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024


Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.

Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.

by Bestly January 31, 2018