Someone who is likely to be a school shooter.
Commonly identified by greasy hair, dark clothing, the wearing of trench coats or other winter coats in moderate weather, looks up pictures of guns in class, etc.
Originates from the accumulation of grease in one's that causes the hair to depict strands of spaghetti.
"I sit in front of Sam in chemistry, and I'm scared he's gonna pull out a gun at any moment"
"I know! I hate Spaghetti Kids"
a fucking awesome youtuber who posts some really random shit like roblox and shitposts
i fucking hate dank spaghett
i fucking LOVE dank spaghetti
A minimum of 6"2' male who wears brightly colored clothing and has a penis the length down to his kneecap.
Wow! We hooked up last night and he had a real neon spaghetti.
The American version of Dîner en Blanc. A special quiet meal that Miraculously occurs when at least one member is not allowed to eat spaghetti.
Girl 1: *calls girl 2 on cellphone* come over for dinner I am having spaghetti
Girl 2: sorry I can’t, I am on a no pasta diet
Girl 1: ... *whispers into cellphone* but we can have Secret Spaghetti, nobody has to know about it
Commonly associated with Rimmer angry at Lister for sleeping with his mum. Generally happens when something out of your control accures.
Bob: Hey Jeff
Jeff: You slept with my girlfriend
Bob: Yeah, she was awesome
Jeff: Alfabety spaghetti
A very weird person indeed
Doesn't realise what happens around them and their friend has a secret
"Omg Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti is so weird"
When you dick game isn't strong and you can't get hard. Your penis is a noodle.
I went home with a guy last night, but he had spaghetti scrotum.