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Re-re window licker

A person who metaphorically licks windows over and over (consistently) again Ana again assuming that they must be retarded.

Jacque with her horrible management skills, even with her degree, fires all her employees for being "too nice" that she is widely viewed as a re-re window licker.

by livemessenger June 29, 2015


Number 10: The Doorbell Licker

This is a meme created by the Chills narrator from Top15s in 2019, sequel to burger king foot lettuce.

This one is going to make you want to wash your hands, and, perhaps... buy a new doorbell. A 33-year-old man in California was caught on a camera licking a doorbell over and over again around 5 in the morning. The homeowners of the doorbell in question were not home at the time, though their children were. Their surveillance system alerted them to movement near their front door and, when they checked the video, this is what they found. Although this footage is only a minute long, this disgustingly creepy behavior reportedly went on for three hours. The man was also filmed approaching the neighbor's yard, although it isn't clear if he did anything there. The homeowner, Sylvia Dungan, told KION: "You kind of laugh about it afterwards because technically he didn't do anything. Nothing but be the creepiest and lick a doorbell for, let me repeat, THREE HOURS. But Dungan was right. In fact, the suspect may have only faced two misdemeanors for his actions. But I would hope, after such a strange and disturbing episode, this guy got help.

- dude you know Number 10: The Doorbell Licker???
- that guy in Chills' video? gross.

by epicjake777 July 23, 2019


clit licker forgetter

a person who pretends to "forget" their night of drinking, and use that as an excuse for hooking up

Ed is a clit licker forgetter when he says he forgets the night b4, but was obviously not that intoxicated.

by boys are icky July 26, 2004

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pussy faggot dick licker

When either: a) kids drink baby shots (usually half filled of less), and choose "tipsy" labeled shot glasses when given many other options
b) kids get a rash on their chest from not being able to handle the greatness of hard liquor (specifically rubinoff)
c) kids who play dizy bat and don't finish their beers and end up letting half the foam drip out of the end of the bat after they "chug"

Chris: "Hey don, that kid over there is a pussy faggot dick licker. He pours shots like a woman"
Nick: "Hey Chris, this pussy faggot dick licker is getting a rash after three shots"
Don: "Hey nick, who is that pussy faggot dick licker wasting beers, emptying the dizy-bat for no reason?"

by cashflowmofo October 6, 2011

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avatarless shitcock licker

of or resembling a moloney

If he wasn't such an avatarless shitcock licker, he'd get with the program liike everyone else.

by rocksalt johnson April 14, 2006

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Charcoal Briquette Lint-licker

A very dark-skinned black man who is very intelligent, however, he is usually inebriated and goes on and on in a heated discussion, in which he interjects corny but hilarious comments that have nothing to do with the topic of the discussion causing the deterioration of braincells in the people involved with the discussion. Direct contact with this individual is restricted to only highly trained individuals that have experience with this type of phyli-shitical mental attacks. PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS INDIVIDUAL WILL CAUSE MENTAL FATIGUE AND IN SOME CASES PSYCHOSIS. PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION. This man is usually named Andre or Dre.

I went over to see my friend at their house, but the charcoal Briquette lint-licker wouldn't shut up. So in order for me to keep my sanity, I left.

by 1403huerita May 5, 2017

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Salty Grundle Licker

after a male sweats profuesly after having sex, the female than licks the grundle sweat and pukes of the mans unit and than proceeds to give him head

the girl smells like a salty grundle licker, her mom eat the salty grundle licker, i loves the salty grundle licker

by higgins10bu June 15, 2007

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