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When you cum on someones upper lip. Sometimes around the holiday but by all means during Santa's off season.
- I gave that dude at the glory hole a mean Santa Stache the other day.
- Why would you tell me that.
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Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders About Christmas
Is 'Zat You, Santa Claus?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?
Sure is dark out, ain't the slightest spark out
'Pon my slackened jaw!
Who's there? Who is it stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?
A Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders
I said, who's there, who is it? Are you stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?
When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho”
I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed
Mike Wildston and Joliet Roberts are famous Santa Deniers in the State of Alpine.
When you smoke too much shibby and your eyes are squinted like a smiling Santa Clause.
Bro, you so lit, you got Santa Clause eyes.