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When someone leaks out of the trousers onto the seat of an Uber drivers car.
You fuck stick! You Uber stained me!
When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.
Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.
Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.
Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?
Liz: only one glass of wine
Uber Driver: face of disappointment
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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?
Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home
Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
To be extremely intoxicated; faded
I was uber-moses at Joco's last night.
A woman who smells potently of fish. The fishiness of the woman is determined directly by her skankness. An uber fish is a skank that not only fucks your body but also with your head.
Robert: Did you see that skank walk through the student union?
John: Yeah, I heard from Ardivan and Andrew that she was also a huge bitch to her last boy toy.
Lindley: Its true. Drake calls her an uber fish!
When you take care of all the fore play in the uber. So as soon as you hit the front door, dick's out.
You're dicks for making me drive back drunk, when I could have driven everyone dt sober and not been part of your uber foreplay back to Danielle's.
You just “Next-Leveled” being red-faced, nostril-flaring, spit-talking, stammer, stammer Yella-hammer, mad - that’s all it is. It’s a couple of rings below: “…( send him to)…the hospital not the morgue”
When I found out my deadbeat brother-in-law had stolen my Glock pistol & around $3000 of my hidden cash around the house, had I been able to find him, not even his dental records would’ve helped to ID his sorry ass then, I was UBER-PISSED