When your Uber driver spends the length of the trip bitching ad nauseum about crappy disrespectful passengers, bullshit city policies that make their lives hell, Uber driver contracts that bring them lower pay and no workers rights all the while driving like a maniac to your destination while you strap in, hold on and pray.
That last trip to the airport brought on the worst case of Uber angst I've ever had.
The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.
I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.
When someone driving makes sudden unpredictable U-turns, pulls over in unsafe spots, uses strange times to accelerate of brake.
"We're running late, drive it like an Uber!"
Holding nothing sacred but winning/dominating.
The uber competitive girl thought everything in life was about winning/dominating.
These are the tiny 8 oz water bottles that Uber drivers usually give you during a ride
Mandingo (aka Uber driver): "What's up ladies?"
Kristin: "We're about to hit up that new club and my girls are looking good tonight."
Mandingo: "Yeah your squad is on fleet. Did I say that right?"
Kristin: "Ha. It's actually on fleek!"
Mandingo: "Anyway, there's some water for you in the drink holders."
Kristin: "Omg. I gotta Instagram these little Uber waters. Loves them"
water solo cup uber lyft
The relation between two people who share first cousins, but are not related to eachother through blood
Jared and Josh are Uber cousins because they aren't related by blood, but they share first cousins....This makes Jared's mom and sister fair game for Josh.
Ubering the children to and from their destinations by personally driving them when requested.
I've got to do some ubering today as the children need their 'chauffeur' to take them here, there and everywhere. I'll be ubering children all day.