Dogs

Different people think of dogs differently.

Socializing problems with white people and black people-

Black guy goes to white guys house-

Black guy- I'd want to come in, but I dont trust your dog man.
White guy- He doesn't have all the right shots for you or what? What is it with other people's dogs?

White guy goes to black families house-

White guy- Hey, you got a dog!
Black family- We're here too. He dont give a fuck about us, he's spending all his time with the damn dog.
White guy- They have a point, if they ever invited me over again, I'd spend all my time with their dog again, just like I'm doing now.

Dog

The cutest dogs known as a dawg

The first and most famous dogs were both called Leo.

Leo as commemorated in, Leo o Leo I love you so! Leo Leo I love you!

I love dawgs there cute but dogs are stupid

Dog

An animal that females think makes up their entire personality.

What do you like to do for fun?
“Pet my dog, go for walks with my dog, feed my dog, bathe my dog”
Ha…yeah, uh, do you like to do anything else besides take care of your pet?
“Uhm ya I downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call me out to a T”

Dog

A soft and fluffy creature that we use to end our struggles and is not edible AND WE DO NOT EAT IT... NATHAN.

"Nathan, STOP FUCKING DROOLING OVER MY DOG."

Dog

Someone you can rely on, who will love you for their whole life and who you will mourn at death. A friend for life. A source of allergies in bad people. Opposite of a cat.

I love my Dog. She will love me forever and i love her.

Dog

Someone you would hook up with

Oh my Dylan is such a dog, he’s so hot.

Dog

Something korean/Asian people really like to eat as a dessert 🍮

Oh I forgot our dog in the oven

Oh is our dessert burned?