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When a guy acts a fool around a girl he really, really likes.
Did you see Dan? He's really cool, but when she comes around, he acts like a He-tard!
The act of sifting out tards in you're life.
I'm tard sifting today to downgrade the amount of stupid people in my life.
Tard sifting sift retard
An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.
Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!
When five people circle around a container and fart in it.
Jaryd is the equivalent to a tard of farts.
People who hoard toilet paper for un-obvious reasons.
Why is there no toilet paper? Because all the TP-tards got it already!
A play on the word "Retard" and the /b/ (random) page of 4Chan. It is commonly used as a name for someone who specifically browses and posts on /b/. It can also be used to start a "Greentext" which is a short story that normally is funny or interesting.
How it would be used in a Greentext: "Good morning fellow /b/tards."
someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."