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This is an old meme that used to be very popular (lol). It was made by using emoticons and has many different forms. (>'o')> is an example, but my way is (>•°0°•)>. The below example is me joking around. (yet one of my friends reacted this way) Kappa. You can screw around with emoticons, or copy someone else's.
"Person 1:(>•°0°•)> <(•°0°•<) \(•°0°•)/ KIRBY DANCE"
"Person 2:YEAH KIRBY DANCE!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!111oneoneone"
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A dance that involves greasy italians (or white guys with fake tan) with to much gel in their hair trying to stand out on the dance floor by pumping their fists in the air and mouthing words to top 40 hits. Usually noticeable by their lack of interest in the girls at the club, these 'guido dancers' are to entranced by the girlicious or kateyperry song playing at the time. Naturally, some of the most cocky people at the bar, their theme song is "make the good girls go bad" because they seem to think there 1 in 13 record is successful enough to brag about the girl that felt sorry for him, and let him buy her a drink.
man did you see that loser's guido dance, he got so shut down by that girl when he tried to drive her home in his shitty lowered prelude.
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Music similar to hard house(trance) but with a less uniform structure, and being louder and more brash.
Hard dance is more solid than metal any day.
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A Show On Lifetime about a 400 pound woman called Abby Lee Miller screaming at a bunch of kids. Can't say I don't like it because it's my favourite show and Abby Lee Miller follows me in twitter. I'm good peeps.
Veronika: Oh my god on Dance Moms Abby is so mean to everyone!!
Ashley: Yeah, everyone except her favourite, Maddie Ziegler!
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Business exchange whereby, for fiscal remuneration, some self-absorbed and insecure slut shakes her sweaty ass vapours in the direction of either a) horny young twat who is likely to shoot his load on the spot, or b) tragic middle aged middle management type who's only hope of getting a sniff of young pussy is at some dingy strip club.
Cheap stripper: Hey sugar, want a lap dance?
Me: No thanks, you dried up hussy. I'd rather bore holes through my knees with a rusty drill bit.
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The best way to put shame upon another human being. If someone undermines, contradicts, insults, etc. etc. you challenge them to a dance off, which shows which is then either followed by about a minute or so dance turns between the two, or the pansy-face declines and has to live in a shadow of shame for the rest of their life. A dance off goes for about six rounds, but sometimes it is a draw at the end so it goes on much, much longer, usually it is judged by any person standing by, rarely judged by actual 'Dance-off Judgers'.
RegularJoe: Hah, I love socks!
LiberalPansy: Socks are for Hillbillies!
RegularJoe: (Slaps Liberal Pansy with glove and steps a step back) Dance-Off!
LiberalPansy: ...uh...oh...alright?
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While in a night club, the act of dancing while sitting down on a couch or sofa. Liberally applies to sitting on a bar stool or booth.
Gigi: "Get up and dance with me! You've got rhythm!"
Lou: "No, I'm too tired to stand. I think I'll just sit here and do some couch dancing."
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