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The name given for completely filling the toilet bowl with bubbles while urinating.
I pissed so hard and so long that I made a full egg.
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Crack two large eggs into someones asshole and then they shit out the dirty eggs and a fresh log into a frying pan. You then cook up the eggs preferably scrambled and have yourself a nice lunch.
Man #1: Want to go out for dinner?
Man #2: No I can't I had a huge lunch, Sheela cooked up some dirty eggs.
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Falling on and/or hitting your nuts.... really hard
Dude you just scrambled your eggs on that rail.
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Act in which the testicles are placed in the eyesockets of a sleeping person. The penis is laid over the bridge of the nose. The result looks like a plate of Ham and Eggs
That crowho got passed out wasted and I gave 'er the ham & eggs.
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A Dragon Egg is an egg-shaped vibrating butt-plug that a guy sticks up his ass and then masturbates with until he has a fleshlight- cumgasm.
Shit -- If you keep that Dragon Egg in my ass, I'm going to have a vibro-gasm!
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When a man takes a shit into a girls vagina
Taylor hovered over Katie Johnson as he gave her the greatest Goose Egg of her life
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As in tossing a salad, egg salad is when you rim out and eat a girls vagina while she's ovulating.
"I'd toss her egg salad"
"the only egg I eat are people eggs in an egg salad"
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