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the art of lighting your cigarette or joint by ignited fart gas instead of regular lighter or match.
Butthead : say Beav, I'm bored - let's do a circle jerk.
Beavis : Nah, we did that last night.
Butthead : Okay, than let's do a fart spliff.
Beavis : Alright - I've got a doobie and a lighter and since you just ate a whole pizza with onions, pepperoni and beans, pull your pants down and bend over.
Butthead : duh, are you gonna fuck me ?
Beavis : Naw, I'm gonna light your farts and then light this spliff with the emitting gas.
Butthead : Makes sense. Cool !
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A friend or significant other you can fart in front of. A necessary obstacle in any long term relationship.
I had to make fart friends with Brittany before we went on vacation together so I wouldn't explode.
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WHEN YOU HAVE FART WARS OR SEXUAL PLAY, THE SMELL IS VERY STINKY BUT VERY HARD AND CHALLENGING TO COMPITE THIS GAME WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE SO YOU BETTER EAT ALL THE BEANS OR YOUR YOU LOSING SOME MONEY TONIGHT OR MAYBE A #GIRLFRIEND SOME PEOPLE GO IN GROUPS AND PLAY SOME COUPLES PLAY ALONE IN THE ROOM MOSTY DOGGYSTYLE AND THE COUPLES ARE THE ONES THAT WIN BECAUSE THEY PISS TOO LOL, ANYS IF YOU ARE IN A FART OFF GOOD LUCKKKKKK
PERSON ONE: OH SO MF YOU WANNA DO A FART OFF
PERSON TWO : HELL YEAAAAHHHH
PERSON THREE: IGGHHHTTT NIBBA IM RECORDING DIS SHIT
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When one farts with class and unabashed
Wilbur farted and grinned at Tempest, who was aghast at his lack of remorse. "Iggy, Wilbur like totally Le farted"
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When two people break wind simultaneously while pressing each butt against each other.
Her: “Last night, He and I made a new step in our relationship while we were French-Farting in my bed. I feel so comfartable with him.”
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Flatulence that quacks like a duck.
Oh my, I’m afraid your duck farts have drawn a small crowd of little ducklings!
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after a night of drinking usually a budweiser product you must hover over a toilet when farting to be on the save side no accidents happen.
i was out late last night, i gotta hit the men's room got a mean case of the budweiser farts!
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