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When you light your cone but you forgot to pack it.
"I lit my lighter and realised that I hadn't packed my cone, GHOST CONE!? ".
When you sit in the back of class and lay your head down with a hoodie over your head and go to sleep,
Mary: Who's that sleeping back there in the blue hoodie?
Bill: That's just Richard taking a Ghost Nap after pulling an all-nighter.
The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.
Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"
Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"
Someone who consistently claims to have one or more sexual encounters but NEVER specifys a name or anyting.
A Ghost Fucker will always avoid giving any information of whom they had a sex with but still claims to have had sexual relations with said unknown person.
Chad: Yeah bro I totally crushed two girls the other day I had them screaming bro!
Fred: Oh really who were they?
Chad: Aw come on bro, no face no case.
Fred: Chad, don't be a ghost fucker.
When you leave a room to fart but you return to soon so the fart comes back with you.
Damn, you came back with a serious ghost tail man.
When someone texts you back with excitement but then immediately ghosts you forever with no provocation in order to boost their ego
Example:
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Hey!
Person 1: So how is Quebec?
...................................Dialogue Ended...
Person 1 thoughts: Damn I got posh ghosted
a ghost friend is an acquaintance that act like friends with, but they don't state that they're your friend out loud. maybe someone you know is nice to you and always greets you (maybe they're just friendly/nice, but you can still consider them as a ghost friend)
although others may think you have a literal friend that's a ghost, you can explain the other definition for it.
i bumped into my ghost friend today, it was so funny yet embarrassing, lol
in math, my ghost friend and i laughed so hard, i love them