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When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up
He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
No towel all good I will knock on wood
This sentence can is used as a joke, it can be used everywhere when you want to bully someone, you can also use this to joke around with your friends.
Friend: Did you really just threatened me now?
Me: Calm down before you get knocked down.
Friend: damn, ok ok i'm sorry
A very brutal metalcore band from Kentucky.
This new Knocked Loose song makes me want to start a riot!
(Refering to a man) To bang or have sexual intercourse with a women.
Scott : You are such fail
James : Thats not what your girlfriend said when I schlock knocked her last night
Any occasion when evil promises you more than what you may already be receiving, esp on the journey toward.
And Jesus said to Satan. "I appreciate you, bro, but we'll NEVER knock pocketbooks!
Having sex and then impregnating.
Dude 1: Yo i knocked up Mrs. fag
Dude 2: NOWAY!