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An amazing pitcher for the New York Mets who sadly had to get Tommy John surgery and wouldve been the best pitcher on the Mets. He went 9-5 before getting Tommy John, but got at least 10 no decisions because of the mets bullpen giving up leads and might've won at least 15 games in 2013 and will miss the 2014 season and will return in 2015 and will be very good
Jason heyward: yo, i just struck out.
Freddie freeman: im guessing you faced matt harvey
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the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.
1. matt symons is a trouf of douche
2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew.
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A couple based on lies. In which the man has been cheating the girl since they got together, with the girl she thinks he left her for.
Matt and Lynsey's relationship is such a joke, she's crazy if she thinks they are exclusive
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The baddest mother trucker in the IT world.
Q: Who is that installing all that RAM on your motherboard?
A: That's Matt O'Leary and he's one baaad mother trucker.
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"oh you're down for the pound?"-person A
"yup...I'm Matt Aguilar"-Matt Aguilar
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Matt Good is kinda a celebrity reject. Once famous for bands D.R.U.G.S. and From First to Last(with lead vocalist later celebrity Skrillex), the ex-guitarist/vocalist spends his time making dubstep remixes of songs. He is the self-proclaimed "Father of Felines" and loves Star Wars.
He, along with Andy Biersack, made a short internet sensation out of "railing", which started in Seattle, WA.
Might be best known for his white Batman costume.
He resides in Los Angeles.
Example 1:
Jake: dude I heard Matt Good is gonna come on tour again with BVB
Mike: I sure hope so I mean just think of all the funny picture's we'll get of him and Vikki
Jake: I wish FFTL would get back together. They were kick-ass.
Mike: me too, brutha, me too..
Example 2:
Tina: haha have you seen the picture of Matt Good dressed as batman?!
Mike: yeah everyone teases him about it and calls him the Grand Wizard of the KKK
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