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It's a very pleasurable action (with feelings oh lots of lots of feelings but feels good) when your boyfriend or husband (or girlfriend or wife) stick their cock inside your vagina. Still don't understand? Get yourself a gf/bf and tell her/him you wanna have sex. :3
One day when I was walking home from school to my girlfriend, she jumped on top of me the moment I
opened the door. "Hey" I said. All of a sudden, I started to feel suuuper horny. I started kissing her so deeply she nearly fell off me. I carried her into our bedroom and threw her on to the bed. "Whatchya doing?" she asked. I replied " we're gonna have sex". " Yeah right" she said. "Yes we are" I said glaring at her. I proved it by ripping off my clothes and hers...... (cliffhanger have fun fucking ur gf or bf :3)
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sex is math
+ the girl
- the clothes
÷ the legs
and hope you don't multiply
sex
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What appears in the 'related words' section if you type ANYTHING in the Urban Dictionary.
Male Kid 1: Hey, lets search up random things in the Urban Dictionary
Female Kid 1: Sure, search up star wars
Male Kid 1: *searches up star wars in the UD* hey look whats in the related words section
Female Kid 1: What
Male Kid 1: sex
*both stick their tongues out in disgust*
Female Kid 1: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU DO THIIIIIIISSSSS
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You would probably regret looking this up to get horny from definitions. I might also regret writing this
Get off the Urban Dictionary now if you're looking up sex
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When a man sticks his dick into a woman’s pussy or when gays or lesbians have pleasure sex
Mias point of view:
One day the hottest boy in school invited me over to his house for “fun” I was really excited and when I got there, he was already but naked, I was immediately turned on. He closed the door and started to take my clothes of piece by piece. He told me to follow him to his bedroom. I did. He tied me to the bedpost and pushed his lips against mine, exploring my mouth with his tongue. He took his tongue and started going downwards, he started sucking on my tits then followed down to my vagina. He licked around for a while then found my g- spot. As he licked it, I moaned and screamed in pleasure. I started to cum into his mouth.
Then he took his 11 inch cock and placed it in my pussy, I gained several orgams. He then placed his dick in my mouth forcing me to suck and gag. He started to cum and I swallowed all of it. I moaned once again. He then carried on and fucked me even harder rubbing my clit as he had his penis entering and exiting my pussy. He took a piece of leather and stuffed it in my mouth and carried on fucking me even harder. Once he untied me it just got better. He pinned me against the wall and bent down further and further to finger my vagina. He then threw me on the bed and we were in 69. I was giving him a blowjob as he sucked my pussy. We got so exhausted so we fell asleep in that position. When we woke up, I had lost the ability to walk and he took that to his advantage and fucked me more. Sex it the best pleasure ever
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When a man sticks his sex organ into a woman’s vagina to make babies or just for pure pleasure
You don’t get any sex you’re fugly
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