A woman with particularly more pubic hair than is considered normal.
John was going to orally please his lady, until he laid eyes upon her spaghetti taco.
When a girl spreads her ass cheeks open for a guy to shit between, becomes a Tijuana Burrito if he proceeds to fuck her up the ass
Todd and Jills Tijuana Taco soon became a burrito after the sight of all that feces got Todd harder than a month old chalupa
instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.
Anything unpleasant or contrary to what you want. Or, for your literal types, a taco filled with mud. Not yummy.
It can a euphamism to take the place of regular profanity shit damn fuck asshole
Man, I went out with this girl and she got drunk and blew chunks all over my pimpin' Aston Martin. It was a real mud taco.
They told me it was gonna be a good time, but it was really just a mud taco.
The world is filled with mud tacos, but you don't have to eat them.
The inadvertent result of a female wiping back to front after a bowel movement.
"Oh god, I just went to the bathroom and gave myself a choco taco."
"That is disgusting."
When you insert your penis into a chicks asshole, then pull-out and precede to stick it in her pussy and leave a trail of feces in your wake.
Last night I gave my chick a shit taco.
That hoe is dirty she loves shit tacos.
1. A creative reference to rape or aggressive/violent sex.
2. Any physical attack on the female genitalia.
3. Or conversely, being attacked BY female genitalia.
Person A: You look awful...what the hell happened last night?
Person B: Taco assault :(