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A sexual act where as a female is giving fellatio to a male, the female surprisingly inserts a dildo into the male's rectum
Jenny was still bitter about John giving her the shocker, so she decided to get back at him by giving him a unicorn surprise.
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A pyramid made of unicorn corpses and used in military combat.
Military Strategy Unicorn Pyramid: Where are we gonna get a bunch of unicorn corpses, Sarge?
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When someone wears a strap-on dildo and inserts it into his partners asshole
One of the best qualities of doing the chocolate unicorn is the amazing view!
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The act of placing a head massager on your head and repetitively ramming the other end against a vagina or an asshole. Pleasurable sensation is produced in both.
Dude #1: Yo man I'm beat, I think I'm going to go and choke the chicken.
Dude #2: Lame, let's do something!
Dude #1: ...Want to ride the unicorn?
Dude #2: Sick brah!
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This is when a girl, out of sheer anger, starts banging her head against a wall. Only, instead of a wall, it is another girl's vagina.
Whoah, Terrence made that girl so mad that she gave the hornless unicorn to everybody in Michigan. I wonder what he did.
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Pink juice created by mixing gin with pink lemonade and fruit punch.
You gotta try this unicorn blood homes, word is bond, this shit is whackin.
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When a man and a woman or a man and a man have intercourse right before man A achieves orgasm the reciver gets under man A and places his genitallia on there forged and makes a unicorn like horn. Man A proceeded to orgasm and shoots a white rainbow off the horn.
I tried to do a Magic Unicorn on mike last night.
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