Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon.

A phrase to describe a situation that shouldn't have been able to happen to begin with but through the pettiness of the universe, did happen.

*At work I reached up to grab a sandwich box, the spring attached to the box holding mechanism broke causing all the boxes to fall onto the ground and knocking over food in the process.*

Me: Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon.

Mr Brightside's Laws of Social Well Being

Mr Brightside's Law of Social Well Being was discovered by Daniel M. Keysell, LMH of Shevamania in November 2006, in England, United Kingdom.

Mr Brightside's Laws of Social Well Being states the 5 laws of social well being are:

1. Paul Burgess and David Blunket are one and the same person.
2. If a person wants to stay socially well, they must respect the teachings of Harry and Ron, and Shevamania.
3. Alcohol should be consumed when out either in big amounts at party's or nights out, or small amounts if out on a social occation like a date.
4. Amit's height will always be smaller than everyone else, mathmatical fact.
5. Nod when you see a sexy girl at a fellow peer nearby

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Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

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Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

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Well At Least I Still Have My Personality

A phrase said by a random fish in spongebob after he got blasted by Hiroshima in volcano form.

Fish: Hey SpongeBob!...
*Volcano blows up in his face, making him all burnt up and steamed*
Fish: Well At Least I Still Have My Personality.

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well, shitter me green and call me nancy!

In any situation, this term is to be used as a general expression of confusion, happiness, anger, fury, etc.

Simone: I fucked your mom.
Riley: Well, shitter me green and call me nancy!

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Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.

Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

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