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the strongest insult to a 1st grader, 2nd grader, and 3rd grader.
little boy: I hate you
little boy2: i hate you more
little boy: your a poopiehead
little boy 2: your not invited to my birthday party
little boy : NOOOOO
DANGER LEVEL 10 COMBEACK, USE IT WITH CAUTION
Paul: You're not invited to my birthday party
Shujiro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".
Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".
Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
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giving a guy candy on his birthday, especially sour patch kids, really means "I wanna bang you during whatever class period we happen to be in"
Katie-"here's some candy Marco"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"
This sentence is a very mean thing to say if you say it to anyone they will be sad
Ur not invited to my birthday party
Quote from Tati (sorry if i spelled that wrong) where she accused James Charles of gulping at her birthday dinner. TIME AND PLACE
Tati: AND YOU DID IT AT MY BIRTHDAY DINNER
James: *gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp*
An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.
Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?
Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.
Person A: What a surprise.
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