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Man's best friend which is that one-eyed purplish nerd waiting to shoot at the stars on the end of one's meat pipe.
That miserable armless and legless friend , doomed to stay attached on one's middle leg , to whom is administered each time it is available a corrosive cunt juice shampoo, resulting in a purple sore and permanent baldness.
A funny vermillion colored mutant living in the groin area, who expresses his joy by squirting his brains out each time the occasion is given to him.
(on the phone)
girl: hey! don't bring your lousy friend this time! he's such a turd...he just can't stop blabberin'
boy: hold your horses, this time I'll be coming only with my PURPLE BUDDY...but don't worry, I'll stuff him so deep in your twat you won't hear a word from him all night!
girl: jumpin' Jesus!
guy: I hope you flushed all that fudge out of Hershey Highway, I wouldn't want to be going home with a BROWN BUDDY next morning!
girl: I always knew you were a goddam racist!
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These are the same thing as eskimo brothers except you only hook up with them without having sex.
-Yeah, Brian's going out with Jessica.
-Wow, just think how many Eskimo buddies he has.
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A guy short enough to hang from the shoulders of a full grown man and 4x4 his meat mobile up the dirt road as the man does his daily activities.
Hey "Little Mike" I heard your Chris Obrien's Back Buddy.
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A gym buddy is a fuck buddy or your partner in your FWB relationship. A fuck buddy is an amazing way to release stress and endorphins.
Telling your friends your going to go hang out with your gym buddy and going and fucking till norning
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When a man and his friend jack off to the same porno at the same time.
"My friend just asked if I could be his nutty buddy yo wtf"
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friends who insert gerbils into each others rectums
Richard Gere and Tom Cruise are gerbil buddies.
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Noun. Boo-ty-Bud-dy.
1. A good sex-partner; usually in the same military branch. A butt-buddy.
2. A sexual partner, especially of the same sex (usually male). The one being screwed wildly in a tag-team buddy system.
3. Friend with "special priviledges", cum-chum.
This being his first week in boot camp, Julio had no idea he would be the victim of the largest fuck-fest free-for-all known in recorded military history.
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