1- Step-second-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's step-second-cousin.
step-second-cousin-in-law.
My sesqui-first cousin-nephew is a good boy.
Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and nine great-great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-quintuple-fourth-cousin.
The son or daughter of a close family friend who is of the same generation or age.
First generation Filipino immigrants in the United States, particularly in Los Angeles and other major cities, didn’t have much family when they arrived, so their friends became their adopted families. When these first-gens all had children, the kids would refer to each other as “cousins” since they grew up so close to each other like siblings or cousins.
Although we all grew up together, Jon-Jon is my real cousin and Errol is only my Filipino-cousin since our parents have been friends for close to 20 years.
As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.
Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.
Sesquaple-3C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common.
My sesquaple-third-cousin is a good person.