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smoke-screen

n. a state in which one turns the shower on while taking a shit.

I was taking a monster shit in the bathroom when I heard my roommate enter the house with some female friends, I immediately had to implement the smoke-screen.

by skulls1850 March 14, 2009


Smoke Job

Noun. A female of high caliber. So attractive she is ‘smoking hot’.

Holy cow, look at that smoke job.

by thisismyrealname;) April 18, 2011


Smoke Signals

(Commonly mistaken as a Dutch Oven however does not involve completely covering the victim)

The act of farting under a blanket while next to another person and then wafting the blanket. This causes the expelled gas to be pushed up and out of the opening blowing it in to the face of the other person. Extremely potent if multiple are saved up under the blanket.

I gave my wife smoke signals and she passed out cause I saved so many before doing it.

by Saddian July 22, 2012


smoking ass

Going down on someone's ass. Analingus

Those were some yummy chocolate starfish, I love smoking ass

by qoouDenial March 29, 2006


smoke detector

a woman who is in utter denial of her husband's homosexuality and who covers for him when he begins to spark or flame.

Gay Sales Associate: Are you two finding everything ok?
Husband Shopper: These chinos are fabulous! Can you give me a hand with them in the fitting room?
Wife Shopper: (grips husband's hand and says): We're fine thanks.
<Inside Sales Associate's head: Chinos? Fabulous? That guy's a fire hazard, and I think his smoke detector needs to check her batteries.>

by tac6923 November 10, 2007


smoke a pirate

To fellate another man.

Go smoke a pirate.

by Gregg July 13, 2003


Pop smoke

Rapper from brooklyn new york

You heard of pop smoke new beat?
Yea bro with lil tjay
that pop smoke look tall asl

Nah bro he's 5ft on big pussy

by YungBlue075 February 08, 2020